Yesterday's Report

Finally, I get a chance to post this one out. You know what, suddenly I have had to be extra careful in writing my posts and posting them. You guys try your best not to leave me alone anywhere. Things have kind of started to become challenging on this front; thats why the delay posting this!
I was observing everyone from a distance in yesterday's games. I don’t know if it was my imagination fueled by guilt conscience or what, but I felt that everyone was talking about the blog. I also felt my movements were being analyzed by everyone on the ground. I hadn’t quite prepared myself to deal with this situation. Should I act cool, or should I get aggressive, should I start pointing fingers, or should I crack jokes on the blog? I was very conscious not to do something out of character. Afterall, predictions about my identity are taking place everywhere. I was surprised to see people yesterday standing outside union and discussing this blog and the person behind it!

Anyway, about the games yesterday, they were extremely boring. Initially there was fun in the stands atleast but soon after, radio came in and ate our heads with all his attitude, jumping around and stupid jokes. Radio was shouting so loudly, it seemed he was the cheer leader of every team playing today. If so, he might as well dance along the boundary line in miniskirts rather than irritate people in the stands. It was also interesting to see ppl in the stands. Family members of money bro oldies had come to cheer them. There was this girl pinky who was trying to act very smart in the stands. Sometimes I got so irritated felt like u need radio'esque non sense to keep ppl like her quiet!

Tell you what, the Manhatttttan Mavericks are a team that "look" very distinct in the field. Almost everyone in their team cannot be missed on the field with their height, pot belly and receding hairlines. These guys can give the Money bro oldies a run for their money. Talking about Money bros though, they had the devils LBW: Lost, Beaten and Walloped. This was on the cards really as I had predicted. I had told sheru, the devils skippa, to not take part in this fun kriket. But who listens to me! Everyone, in the name of fun kriket, wants to play and make a fool of themselves. Googlies though threw a complete googly by coming trumps today. Mithunda looked shaktiman only by looks .... as far as his performance goes he would get a complete zero. God knows why gooooglies made vaaastav the skippa though. He could hardly bowl and throw. Looking him struggle, I had this urge to tell the IISA committee that they should have fun kriket tournament for juniors as well in which kids like vaastav and mandolin bachha can show their skills.

Anyway, the highlight of the day was provided by the Bangla team. Man, this guy bhikari rocks. he is an absolute super star. The way he bowled, batted, catched, danced, he has absolute makings of "The fun kriket entertainer" award. The I'llfu**you team should be heavily penalized for depriving bhikari from providing more entertainment to us folks on Friday. And by the way, this name BHikari seems to have now cast in stone. Apparently, players from all teams seem to be calling him by this name.Haha. This is fun.

Okay enough of my talk now. I've got to go now otherwise some spies are going to drive this mole out of his hole. More in the next post. adios.