Baby's Day Out

Sorry for the delay in getting this post out, but kya karu, bloging is like making a baby peee , you can't force it , it just happens. I don’t want to make anyone click on this blog and find no new post. But what do I do ? The baby decides to pee when it wants to. Anyways , now that baby says “Uwwaan Uwwaaan ( Remove my diaper idiot , I want to peeeee )” , I shall blog .

After watcing today's game, I'm convinced that captain of Mavericks, Mansingh is as much suitable for playing cricket as much as Nana Patekar is suitable for the role of Leonardo De Caprio in Titanic. I was told once that Mansingh had participated in one of those junior school frog races .... just for the sake of winning Pencilboxes and Crayons as prizes. But apart from that her sporting skills are as good as Bijoy Bhooka's bowling. As if this was not enough, there was the other girl, green-chashma, showcasing her cricketing (in)abilities. To top a disappointing day, there was DJ Fart-hik, playing "Fart-hik calling Fart-hik". This has really been the story of fun kriket this year: IISA has been changing the schedule of the matches as frequently as fart-hik was changing songs. There is something common in both things - both things s**k !! Unsurprisingly, neither cricket nor fart-tik songs were able to gain attention of people today, who were busy kicking balls - i mean footballs.

I have a special liking for Jalta Kya team. Kya karu, they always have these amazing characters. Just to illustrate: Imagine an Ambassador car.1985 model. White colored. Dusty. Old. Imagine this car running along the streets of NYC at time square. I get picture of such ambasaddor car whenever I see Devi-Prasad play. Now imagine a lady with bright red lipstick on her lips and her hair tied in a big bun , sitting in the front seat of the ambassador. That is baby and then, there are three naughty kids at the back of the ambasador. Your guess is as good as mine about who those three are. Then, I'm real impressed with this guy daal tadka. Must say that tadkaa, despite his bacteria sized achievements in sports till now, has done quite well. Talking of him there was this funny incident last week at the ground when chhota, another good player, almost deliberately hit tadka with his bat. There is something going on between Tadka and Chhota I hear.

Well anyway, I have 377 such incidents to gossip about and believe I should stop here for the moment. Have got into this habit of being a mobile complaint box ranting endlessly, but believe me, I'm trying my best to overcome this problem.

Adios till the next post or should I say, till the baby feels like peeing again! See you at the ground :)

P.S.

I know that I am a very un-liked guy, someone who makes fun of people , but I have to say this. I think if anyone takes out some time to leave a comment on this blog , even if the comment is about some desi Matrimonial Website , it is my responsibility to reply to that comment .I mean , its like someone says "hi" to me , so I need to say something back to him/her.A combined THANK YOU to all those who left a comment to the last post and supported this blog. It's not that I am like "Seee , I got a comment !!" . It's like when you left a comment , you spent some of your time saying something to me , even though you could have saved that time .So thanks to all those who commented on the last post and to those who emailed me. Appreciate your support, and as I've said before, this blog belongs to *you*. So if you wish to hear more (or less) about something someone, feel free to let know your opinion.

P.P.S

Our very own aashiq, impressing girls on the field, needs special mention. The dude, Romantic_Bandar@Single-Monkeys.com, also mailed yours truly to help him impress Champa, whom he "adores" much. As much as I respect emotions though, I'll hold my tongue and leave the discussions of his romantic fantasies for some other day :)